FLASHBACK 2021: ‘The Sun Rises’ Interviews Mr Barilaro, Mr John Barilaro – Independent Australia | Region & Cash

As the ICAC investigation into John Barilaro’s appointment to a New York trading job continues, the former deputy premier can now add allegations of attacking the press to his list of infractions.

Going back to last year, Mr. Barilaro – Mr. John Barilaro – was interviewed in this exclusive chat on “The Sun Rises,” a podcast written and performed by Founder and Publisher David Donovan and Editor-in-Chief Michelle Pini.

EVERYONE’S UP Mr. Barilaro, Mr John Barilaro – come to us for your solution. We also cruise live to NSW Political Commissioner Mick Fulla…

Mister John Barilaro is my name and fighting the current plague of koalas, aka feral tree rats, across NSW and wasting the time of the police and the courts is my game.

~ Mr. Barilaro, sir John Barilaro

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ANN ARDA SUCKUP: Good morning and welcome None. My name is Ann Ardasuckup and we have a very exciting show planned for you this morning.

We will shortly be translating live to a very important media conference in the Sutherland Shire.

The Sutherland Shire, for those who may not know, is the home of our much loved Prime Minister and host of the world famous Cronulla Race Riots!

But right next to the Prime Miniature is of course Australia’s NSW Political Commissioner and Chief Wheelie Bin Monitor Mick Fulla….

And if you’ve never had the good fortune to visit the beautiful Borrowanear Road in the Shire suburb of Woolyheadwear, then you really shouldn’t miss it!

NSW Police Commorrisoner Fulla will be addressing the nation shortly and for my part I can hardly contain my excitement. It’s so overflowing that it can’t be picked up!

And if that’s not good enough for a beautiful winter morning, I’m joined in the studio at that moment by the commanding presence of Deputy Premier of New South Wales, John Barilaro.

Good morning Mr. Barilaro!

JOHANNES BARILARO: (Inaudible murmur)

ARDASUCKUP: Oh, I’m so sorry. Can someone adjust the microphone? (Jingling and popping) It’s that far… Let’s try again! Good morning Mr. John Barilaro. Is the microphone quiet enough for you now?!

Barilaro: Good morning Mrs. Ardasuckup. can i call you ann

ARDASUCKUP: Naturally!

Barilaro: Excellent Anna, you may call me Mr. John Barilaro.

ARDASUCKUP: Oh yes indeed. It’s so wonderful to have you in our studio today.

And may I say what a fine job you are doing in protecting our state from all the constant menaces of cuddly marsupials falling from trees and comedians poking fun at shady activities and alleged embezzlement of funds, Mr. Barilaro ?

Barilaro: Yes, I take the task of running this beautiful state very seriously, dear.

And may I correct you there? It’s a-actually, Mr John Barilaro.

ARDASUCKUP: Well, of course, Mr John Barilaro…

Barilaro: That’s right, Angie, Mr John Barilaro is my name and fighting the current plague of koalas, aka feral tree rats, across NSW and wasting the time of the police and the courts is my game.

ARDASUCKUP: As a matter of fact!

Excuse me Mr John Barilaro but we must now move on to our live media conference call as NSW Police Chief and Bin Monitor Mick Fulla… is about to address the nation.

MICK FULLA…: It’s kind of you all to head out to green and green woolyheadwear this morning. What a gloriously white – I mean… bright, sunny day it is. Praise be!

If you allow me now…

We’re sorry. Sorry… Oi! You in the boots! Catherine! If you don’t mind standing a few feet from those camellia blossoms, I think we’d all feel a little…well…rosier. You too, Laura.

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in your own time I’ve got the whole day off.

Finally! Thank you, lades!

Well where was I? Oh yeah! First, I will make a few introductory remarks on the Jordan Shanks Fixed Persons Unit matter, and then open the lower side terrace, front left pavilion, and upper lawn area to questions.

Not you, independent AAustralia! You just sit quietly on the compost heap and ponder your life choices. critch! Talk about gutter journalism.

However! Here we are all.

Well, most of you probably only know me as the stern figure at television press conferences in a neatly starched blue uniform who stands behind Liberal Party politicians.

A few of you may have heard of me as the guy who puts out Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s dustbins. Yes, the ones, Chris. No! Please do not touch! Many Thanks. I spent ages polishing it last night…

What you probably don’t know is that I not only dispose of Reverend Oracle Morrison’s garbage, I also mow his borders, mow his lawn and fertilize his award-winning begonias.

Fertilize! Fertilize! Sorry SBS, if you can’t hear me from down there by the Japanese garden, then I really can’t help you.

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And when I’m not busy enough getting rid of all that junk, I work part-time as a NSW Police Commissionairhead.

Now, in this important role, I would like to update you on some recent NSW Police farce activities, including the arrest of You, Yout, Twoboob, video star Jordan Shanks’ sidekick, Kristo, against our recent decisions not to engage former attorney determine. General Christian Porter on aggravated rape allegations… the alleged rape of Parliament House by a Liberal associate of Brittany Higgins and the repeated alleged acts of corruption by good old Suss Gus Taylor.

Well, some of you…

ARDASUCKUP: And… we’re just cutting now… We just lost the lining there.

So, Mr. Barilaro, Mr John Barilaro – I’m afraid that’s all we have time for today. Thank you very much. And thank you, listener. I’m Ann Ardasuckup and this was another day of None.

Barilaro: See you later, everyone!

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Written by David Donovan and Michelle Pini. Performed by David Donovan, Michelle Pini and Dan Jensen. Theme music by Rocky Dabscheck. you can follow IA Founder and Editor Dave Donovan @davrosz and Editor-in-Chief Michelle Pini on Twitter @vmp9. Follow Independent Australia on Twitter @independentaus and HERE on Facebook.

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